Things I hope to never hear again

What they say:
"To put a finer point on ..."

What they meant:
"You said what I meant to say, but you said it first and now I can improve on what you said and publicly assert my dominance and superior intelligence."

"Or we can buy a device that injects Carbon Dioxide into the colon instead of Oxygen... that way the body absorbs it instead of having to pass it. It only costs $29,000"

On Amtrak:  woman to me: GW: "I just love the ring on your cell phone" Me: "I make it as odd as possible so I know its my phone that's ringing" GW: "I like it and I'm odd"

"We're (PR) a really goofy industry."
EVP from top 3 PR firm

Community doesn't end with spam protection. It starts there.

The New NEW business model
"... we don't have the ability to think for the long term..."

To Ring or not to Ring"... Let's discuss the pro's and con's of using a 3-ring binder versus a spiral bound.."